Best Worst Dates

I'm smiling typing this blog...the sun must be shining outside..oh yes it is!!!

I'm also talking to a friend on the phone and I'm not concentrating...I've said "pardon" and "oh yh...I get" and randomly laugh and he still doesn't get that I'm not listening. I guess I might be good at multi tasking or my friend is not really bothered that I have asked him to repeat a sentence more than once...:D. No I' not mean, my friend would understand why I'm not listening I hope...

Anyways I was having a conversation with another friend and we were talking about worst and best dates ever and I thought 'why not blog it'. So I decided to ask my friends to tell me of their best and worst date experiences. I'll start with this 'worst' dates in this blog and would have a second part for best dates.

' I went on a date with a guy that had been on the radar for sometime...Ebony believe me when I say we went to a really fine restaurant on Baker Street. So obviously I pictured in my head that it would be an enjoyable date seeing as we were both dressed nice and the journey to our destination was pretty cool. Good music, we laughed, and talked. We got down at the car park and trust me I wasnt expecting it to be like the movies or like the old days where he opens the car door for you...but this brother started walking a bit ahead of me. I know I really looked lovely so why was he walking fast....We got to the restaurant and less than 20mins into the conversation he said "so why are you single"?!?..erm becos I am..problem?!? I thought as much.. Anyhoo brother started lamenting about his ex girlfriend and how he cant trust girls...girls are mean..girls cheat. I wasnt even gonna try to defend girls cos I knew right there and then there was no second or future dates. Struck me as a whiner, a cissy and someone with a whole lot of baggage and there's no way I'll be the baggage carrier'

'I was 19..I had just met this guy walking to the stores and I know I wasnt looking my best but he managed to get me with his words..he offered to drop me home and I said no..he seemed so impressed obviously 19 at the time meeting a 26 year old was a big deal and the comments that I was so naive were the only things that stuck. He asked me out on a date...stoked, I told my girlfriends even guy friends and all that cared to know. He picked me up at 7pm, ride was amaze balls for one hour we seemed to be going to a set restaurant...we got there and it was fully booked of course i wasnt embarrassed but I was feeling a bit weird like we seriously had to wait. We went back to the car where he started trying to kiss me almost immediately and feel on me..eurgh..the I was saved by the bell, my phone rang and my mum said she wanted me to meet and auntie somewhere *oh S***...he was soooo furious and kept saying arent I old enough blah blah blah!!! I figured when I was more mature that he knew the restaurant wasnt going to happen that's why he didn't book a table...but he also knew that I wouldn't go home with him so the car idea was his best bet! Worst date ever thank God for the mother's call!'

'I farted whilst on a 3rd date with this one guy....yh you can cringe again cos I just did replying you. But he's my baby now and we get married in June :p..That's what you call flaws and all but it was my worst date ever cos I couldnt bring myself to feel comfortable for the rest of the afternoon' *cringe*

'Worst date?? for real...the date never happened...he stood me up and I was all dressed up waiting for a call'

' I met this beaut when I was home for the holidays, when they say "gentlemen", believe me there are only few...there were no silly lines or comments just naturally natural which I totally digged....Anyhoo he asked what I wanted to do one night and my reply was I dunno...he asked if I had eaten and my reply was no cos i wasn't too hungry.....to which he said "cool! I know the best place"..got dressed and off we went. My gosh when I tell you it was one of them joints where you had to be a member I was most certainly impressed, at first I was like "ok not bad"..we got in sat down by the fish pond and ordered drinks and some fried snails and gizzard..."you are not too hungry right"?!? I replied "hmmnhmmn this should do' he said. One moment it was all smiles and laughter and before I knew it a rat ran across the room..I jumped up like "serious wtf??? a rat"?!?.. I didnt hesitate to express myself..he was so calm and said I was acting too stush...Yes I've seen a rat before but yo dude!!! in a restaurant errrr nah... I was put off by that and kept talking instead of eating or drinking..like for real what if they had loads of rats in the kitchen..Just as I was calm another fat one ran under our table and that was it for me... I screamed like someone who was mental..people were looking at me like I was weird and they were used to that stuff. I stood up and walked out...we argued the whole journey back and I went home asking everyone if I overreacted.. I don't know if thats what made our relationship dwindle but it was a contribution for sure'

I couldn't blog all I had but these I thought were quite hilarious...or rather funny! Btw My friend spoke for 26mins and I didnt have a clue what he was on about :(